Take this quiz to find
out. Grab a pen and paper and jot down your answers. When you
have finished the quiz go to the results page and
add up your score.
1. When you are approched by a banana sales man who
is only selling bananas with bruises all over them do you
(a)
Buy the banana that is least bruised.
(b) Ignore him.
(c) Tell him you are not interested.
(d) Hit the basket he is carrying the
bananas in so they fly upward into the sky, then punch him
several times and politely tell him to leave imediately.
2. If it is Christmas time and someone close to you
gives you a bunch of rotten bananas as a gift do you
(a) Say thank you and eat them in front
of the them to show how much you like them
(b) Tell the person you will eat the
bananas later, but thanks anyway.
(c) Do not except the gift and tell the
person it is because you are allergic to bananas.
(d) Throw the bananas down and stomp on
them while yelling obsenities, then when you are calmed down ask
for the gift you gave the person back.
3. If you are at work and it is your lunch break and
you open your packed lunch packed by a wife and you find a rotten
banana do you
(a) Aeat it because you are very
hungry.
(b) Take it out of your lunch and throw
it away.
(c) Leave it in you lunch paper bag and
at the end of lunch throw the whole bag away so no one see you
with a rotten banana.
(d) Run to you boss and tell him you
are taking the rest of the day off, then drive home 30 mph over
the speed limit. When you get home beat your wife sensless with
the banana then file for a divorce.
4. If after eating a rare dish served to you while
you are visiting a foriegn country you are told it was made from
rotten bananas do you
(a) Scream and thrash about the on top
of the table.
(b) Make yourself throw it up.
(c) Grab all kinds of food and shove
them in your mouth in a sad attemp to cleanse your mouth .
(d) All of the above.
5. If you go to the grocery store to buy bananas for
an occasion that is in a week do you
(a) Buy bananas that are brown and
bruised because it won't matter since they will be that way in a
week anyway.
(b) Buy a regular yellow banana .
(c) Buy an extremly unripe green banana
hoping it will be just right in a week.
(d) Go home and go back to the grocery
store in a week.
